Granted. Arrowinthekneeumadchucktestatrolololnermnyanbrooklynrage! Already terrible enough that I don't need to corrupt it.
I wish I could dance if I want to and leave your friends behind.
Mr. Mime! (Granted, but it's a dead orphan platypus)
Squirtle! (I wish toonlink would tell me the pokemon he's hinting at in the name that pokemon thread)
Granted, but his answer was invisable and his wish was for me to tell you this.
I wish I had a personal bubble that reflected things I didn't want near me.