Corrupt a wish!

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but epic is a way overused word.
I wish for a magic banana.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, but you turned into Lancelot and got drunk and had Galahad (hahaha I am the only one that understands this joke )

Granted, but the banana can sing

I wish I could make GOOD witty jokes.

 

[Norm]

Granted, your jokes are now sentient. Have fun knowing that YOU destroyed the world.

I wish I had a Rumble Pak for my N64.

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, but we invented a new model of gun known as the N64 so now you have a vibrating toy gun (because real ones are dangerous) =D

I wish fruit punch was the name of a gay boxer.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, I have no idea how to make that funny/horrible

I wish I had more today posts than Norm

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but now you have so many posts that the forum main page is consumed by numbers.
I wish for a free Wii U (when it's released).

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, but it broke the second you took it out of the box (I hope I am not predicting the future. That would totally suck)

I wish my overall post count would count my real number of posts. I have way more than 20

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, we counted your post up for you and you have "way more than 20" but because were in a gaming thread they do not count toward your total post count. =D

I wish I had theme music as I walked that was in the genre of: Rave music, Jazz, or 8 bit.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but you can't stop attracting scary ecstasy addicts.
I wish... for your freedom, Genie!

 

[Purple_Rupee]

granted, you were sued by the creators of "Aladdin" =D

I wish for a pair of Knuckles the Echidna's Gloves.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, we counted your post up for you and you have "way more than 20" but because were in a gaming thread they do not count toward your total post count. =D

Granted, but you got killed by Knuckles for stealing his gloves.

I wish I would stop being an idiot newbie D:

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but now you're a know-it-all who's really mean to newbies.
I wish for 99 rare candies.

 

[Purple_Rupee]

granted, misingno erased your data =D

I wish for flutter shy =D

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but ponies are lame.
I wish all later games had the missingno.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, But you also got Spike and she wouldn't shut up. (I know more about MLP than I should....)

Granted, I have no idea what that is. You almost forced me to google for the over 9000th time today.

I wish no one thinks I'm not a bronie because of that comment >.>