Corrupt a wish!

[toonlink]

Ganted. I is no1!
I wis fo sombode 2 giv me pi.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but the never ending string of numbers fries your brain.
I wish I had less boredom.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but your head explodes from the sheer awesomeness.
I wish for some milk.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but he is a carton of hate and he hates YOU! (if you get this reference, you're awesome)
I wish I could lactate laser beams!

 

[Violet Link]

Granted,but the beams aren't beams,they're beans.
I wish I could fly!

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but everyone else is unaffected.
I wish for ff56hy7fr5r4ey.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. I hope you're proud of yourself.
I wish I had theme music.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted: but its not nearly as cool as batman's theme.

I wish I was Batman.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, you're Batman as portrayed by Adam West.
I wish I hadn't posted so many times today.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you posted it all yesterday.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but you remembered to wish for a badger. Now you have a badger and you don't know what to do with it.
I wish I could defeat a pots and pans robot.

 

[Norm]

Granted, in the battle he spills boiling water on you.

I wish for Majora's Mask and an Expantion Pak for my N64.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but it's EXPANSION!!!
I wish for rocket shoes.

 

[Norm]

Granted, they blow up.

I wish for my standard wish cop-out to not be, 'I wish for a hat.'

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. It is now 'I wish for two hats.'
I wish for MAXIMUM FUN!