Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted, But it gets Confused with spaghettios.

I wish I was indigestible.

 

[toonlink]

Granted. Noone eats you.
I wish for no poison pie.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, You get poison cake instead.

I wish time moved slower.

 

[Rytex]

Granted, but people move slower as a result, so no change occurs in our point of view.

I wish the Texas Rangers would actually win the World Series, in October 2012, by beating the Yankees, Indians, and Giants in the playoffs this year while also winning the Division Title, having the best record in the American League, and having Josh Hamilton winning the MVP award. And that they forever are contenders for the title.

 

[Libk]

Granted, but they lose to the braves anytime they play each other, including the world series.

I wish the redskins would win the next Super Bowl

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but they all fall of the Earth much later.

I wish for my dreams to not die because I high-fived the sky!

 

[athenian200]

I wish for my dreams to not die because I high-fived the sky!

Granted, but you burn your hand on the sun.

I wish I had a purple cow.

 

[toonlink]

Hranted, but I eat it. The solution to everything =3
I wish for a super-mega-awesome-double-chocolatey-dipped Mega Card!

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but I accidentally swallow it.

I wish the Happy Mask salesman wasn't so creepy

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but know everyone else is.
I wish for Pi

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but it's a rational number now.

I wish i could organize my thoughts.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but a tornado runs through and messes things up.
I wish the rain was my friend...

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but nothing else is, and you still can't speak to it. and then you get wet ._.

I wish toonlink was my friend

 

[Kappa]

Granted, but he drags you on many adventures, and sadly, unlike him, you are not immune to attacks and die.

I wish that life was simple.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But It is too simple and you get bored.

I wish for 1,000,000,000 pokedollars.