Corrupt a wish!

[Linknmike]

Granted, but he only takes their hearts, leaving a bloody mess behind.

I wish I could go to Hogwarts.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Sadly, I still am.

Sadly? Is it not nice there? D:
Or do you just wish to visit the world?

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Granted, but you get carried away and eaten by a hippogriff


I wish it would rain monkeys

 

[Night Owl]

Granted but they are violent rabid monkeys who soon become the dominant race.

I wish I could travel with Link on his quest.

 

[Overheadzelda]

You do but you annoy him so much he stabs you to death.

I wish I was a zora.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you swim off a cliff.

I wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could do my homework.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but even though the original fish COULD wish for another fish, he doesn't take the time to actually wish.

I wish the moon was really made of cheese, and we could eat it. (and that its not moldy and/or gone bad)

 

[the_gamer]

Granted! But it is too much cheese to eat it all and in 3days it will crush on earth and kill you.

I want the snowing to stop now!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but it never snows again, and everything gets thrown off because the seasons can't change from Spring/Summer.

I wish my nose wasn't stuffy right now

 

[Night Owl]

Granted but now you can't get it to stop running.

I wish the count to 100 thread had a pulse.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but the pulse was too fast to handle, and every fabric of its existence was torn away in the chaos! @_@

I wish they would stop putting ridiculous warning signs on things.
(Ex: there was a can of peanuts that said: "warning, may contain peanuts"... it said PEANUTS right on the can) -headsmack-

 

[Master Sword13]

Granted, but then half the population of Earth dies because they aren't warned.

I wish I had a sonic screwdriver.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted... but because its "Sonic"..... it runs off looking for Eggman

Okay, then I change my wish to "I wish the population of Earth was not dumb enough to NEED the ridiculous warning labels"
(WHY would you need to be warned that a can of peanuts would contain peanuts!?) Dx

 

[Libk]

Granted. But the people are so bored of the fact that there are no warning lables to entertain them, that they want the warning lables so they can laugh at "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands" or "Do not drop toaster in the bath tub"

I wish people cared when jimmy cracks corn

 

[Goldenlink]

I wish that Nintendo would release EarthBound 3 in English without miss transalation,bugs,edited at all besides the English language for free.

 

[Byrne]

Granted, but all copies are destroyed.

I wish I could bake a pie-flavored pie!