Corrupt a wish!

[PK Love Omega]

Aww, too bad :3

I wish I had ur mom

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. You get an ugly mother from the Mesopotamian city of Ur.

I wish for a spec of dirt.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it's the only carniverous spec of dirt in the universe so it's constantly nibbling on your fingers.

I wish for a glass of chocolate milk.

 

[jstar]

Granted! You are lactose and tolerant!!!

I
wish
for
my
typing
to
be
linear
!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I cut off your toes with a butcher's knife to compensate for the lack of a corrupted wish.

I wish I had a sandwich-making robot.

 

[Conor]

granted, but he makes the sandwich...OUT OF YOUUUUUU

I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[PK Love Omega]

Granted, but they are inactive.

I wish I had Elly Kelly Sandals with a mobile phone for make up.

 

[Conor]

granted but a chemical and biological reaction in the make up swells up your face rendering you a look alike with the elephant man
I wish for my wish to be clean again

 

[PK Love Omega]

Granted, but you are punished for disrespecting a person.

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted.

 

[Conor]

granted but you step on a piece of lego today

I wish my bathroom light would work

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. All other lights in your house stop working.

I wish for time.

 

[Conor]

granted but you gain that time from loved ones, all the people you hold dear will age rapidly

I wish someone would fix my teddy

 

[jstar]

Granted, but then it gets lost

I wish someone will corrupt the wish!

 

[Bluelink6]

Granted, but it still sucks.
I wish I was invisible..

 

[Kaebora gaepora]

Granted, but now all your insides are showing.


I wish i was on top of the world