Corrupt a wish!

[Thatlinkisaspy!]

Granted, but the world really does end.

I wish for a new Macbook.

 

[ShaneOMac713]

Granted but it is broken
I wish for a wish

 

[Thatlinkisaspy!]

Granted but you must wish for something horrible.
I wish for me to own all the xbox live game room games.(sorry if you don't understand my wish)

 

[ShaneOMac713]

Granted but you love everything but the xbox live games you never got

 

[Thatlinkisaspy!]

Granted but... no wish to grant? Why?

I wish everyone at my school would hate Call of Duty and like Zelda more.

 

[ShaneOMac713]

Granted but everyone explodes after admitting it.
I wish people wouldn't be so annoying and stupid

 

[Jedizora]

Grated, We are no longer people. We are dragons that are annoying and stupid.
Actually, I wish we were dragons. That would be cool.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. We become little dragon flies.
I wish I had unlimmeted wishes.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but every one of them will inevitably be corrupted.

I wish that I would never get headaches.

 

[Thatlinkisaspy!]

Granted but you now have a permanent headache.

I wish for happiness.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. I give this happy smilie
I wish chocolate chip pancakes

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted. They're bite sized yay!!

I wish to not be so bored...

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. I giant monkey appears and kills you.
I wish I had my own personal chef.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but he's a crazed psychopath and eventually he kills you. He also gets away with it since he pinned it on the butler.

I wish for a variety of metalic flavored ice creams that won't actually be made of metal or have any poisoning effects.

 

[LinkThe8th]

Granted, but it's a rare metal that doubles as an EXTREMELY powerful laxative, so you have spend every waking moment in the bathroom.