Corrupt a wish!

[i-am-link]

No, the way you GRANTED MY WISH!!!

 

[~Mizuki~]

Dude I don't want to continue this please lets just forget this and move on and I had nothing else to say.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I wish my my school would burn down.

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but you were in it when it burned down.

I wish I had the most reputation points on ZD.

 

[Bluelink6]

Granted, But it turns out they were all from suck ups, so they get taken away.
I wish my bigoted brother would get set on fire and die after 5 hours burning and being stabbed with nails.

 

[Celeboy]

granted, but then his corpse comes back to life and kills you.
I wish i could win any fight/war/battle/conflict.

 

[Celeboy]

Granted, but the top screen snaps off!
I wish that i could turn into a colossal flying fish!!!

 

[Celeboy]

granted, except that the fact you have less time for homework means you dont get it done so your games get taken by the government and you get detention.
I wish that my wish doesn't come true. (try to corrupt that!!!)

 

[i-am-link]

HOLY SH*T PARADOX!!! THE WORLD EXPLODED BECAUSE OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Corrupted! ) )
I wish that the world was back to the way it had been before the paradox.

 

[Celeboy]

granted, but because it was the way it was bfore the paradox, the paradox never happened and then the world can never change back to how it was.
I wish the world was easier to explain...

 

[i-am-link]

You fail at knowing how the world works.

Anyway, granted, but it's only explainable with one nonsense word, which nobody understands: Blarg.
I wish for another wish.

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but people hate you for your greed so you are forever ignored.

I wish my lawn would mow itself.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted, but now it's realized that it can think for itself, and is planning to take over the world...
I wish that everyone was nicer to everyone...

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

Granted, and the two brothers both named Everyone are not best friends! but the erst of the world in not nice.

I wish could fly!!

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but when you are in the air you suddenly fall.

I wish I could grow a beard.