Corrupt a wish!

[Swordbomb]

granted but you keep yourself awake at night because you glow endlessly and you die of a bad guy killing you in when your super tired

 

[Linknmike]

No wish, so I assume that you wished for your house to turn into a black hole.

I wish I was immune to black holes.

 

[Swordbomb]

granted by your love gets mad at you and kills you

i wish for a dracowerepire(in adventure quest)

 

[Swordbomb]

your something is a thousand Navi fairys and you die of super annoyance

i wish for Ganty(read the link to the past comics in manga

 

[collinbollin]

i wish nothing bad will come out of this wish!

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you have a perfect life and you get bored and kill yourself, causing the entire world to fall into chaos because something imperfect happened.

I wish I had some chips.

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but your chips were stale and you caused chaos from throwing the chip at link and then ganondorf rules the land because the chip killed link

i wish for more good reputation to get me 6 hearts<3<3<3<3<3<3

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but to celebrate you get stupid and spam all over the place and get banned. DA DU DUNNNNNN

I wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can...

 

[Heros Temporis]

Granted, but the massive amounts of Fish you have in your home smell up the place so bad that you are forced to go live in a teeny tiny apartment with no air conditioning or hot water.

I wish it would snow more!

 

[Pen]

No wish?! Then you will never be able to make a wish ever again!!

I wish I had even more Zelda playing friends....

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

You have us, but lots of us live on the other side of the world.

I wish to catch a Coelacanth in Animal Crossing, donate it to the museum, save and never loose my progress for any reason.

 

[Link8150]

Granted, but for some reason your Game console breaks, and only the memory card (or SD card) remains, so you still have your progress, but can't play.


I wish I had some more Fig Newtons and Apple Crisp.

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but you have to pay your life to get them and you do and you die and never get them

i wish for an egg

 

[Xixor]

Granted but then your

egg dies.

I wish I got the 3ds for christmas

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, now you have three paper cut-outs of the letter D.

I wish I could magically make my hair grow longer or shorter as I pleased.