Granted, but you have a perfect life and you get bored and kill yourself, causing the entire world to fall into chaos because something imperfect happened.
Granted, but to celebrate you get stupid and spam all over the place and get banned. DA DU DUNNNNNN
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Granted, but the massive amounts of Fish you have in your home smell up the place so bad that you are forced to go live in a teeny tiny apartment with no air conditioning or hot water.