Corrupt a wish!

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but it is eaten by a gorilla, as are you.


I wish I had a video camera!!

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but it broke

i wish for feirce deity to want my hand in marriage(AGAIN!)

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but you have to marry me to get one

i wish for feirce deity's hand in marriage so she can have a fountain

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but the water in the fountain is laced with deadly cyanide.

I wish that Cucco Power knew that in King of the Hill FierceDiety married me.

EDIT: Nevermind, I didn't read last page. But that did happen, even though she killed me as she was suffering from dementia.

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but FD rejects you and marrys me instead and the fountain becomes normal

i wish for no wish

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you can't get the toy/game you wan't for the holidays by wishing on a star.

I wish to die and go to Zelda heaven.

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but you were bad and went to zelda underworld with ganon and his minions

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

No wish?

I wish for the ability to survive in temperatures as low as -459.67 degrees Fahrenheit.

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but you die of very hot summer

 

[Hawk the Warior]

I wish I had a cool link outfit that made me invincible

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but it makes you die of everything instead so you die of breathing

i dont like putting in wishes anymore

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but then you explode and your ashes fall into the ocean where they are eaten by Bob the triathlete.

I wish that whenever I was in an awkward situation a distraction would suddenly appear.

DO'H! NINJA'D! But I'm keeping my corruption.

 

[Hawk the Warior]

You get a decoy detonator

I wish my eggs would be clicked

 

[Linknmike]

Granted. Your eggs get clicked. Once.

I wish I had a doughnut.

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but you get a rotten one

i wish my eggs would get clicked enough for them to grow