Corrupt a wish!

[Jedizora]

Granted, But he doesn't give you twilght princess, he gives you tolight paper.

I wish I had some diet coke.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but it's really lave mixed with hot coffee mixed with quick-dry cement.

Sorry, LAVA.

Blibbity bibbity bloo bli blah.

 

[Hawk the Warior]

Granted, but you explode

I wish my brother would stop complaining about his sig

(Look up)

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, now I complain about how red your hair is.

I wish I could fly, and nothing bad would happen to me or anyone around me.

 

[Hawk the Warior]

You fly, but you're life is perfect and you're bored

I wish that real me had a laser sword :mastersword:, not imaginary me (and nothing bad would happen because of the sword, i could not harm me, and looked awsome)

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you're so awesome that mobs swarm you, and you suffocate under all the pressure.

I wish that I had a billion unstealable, fire retardant dollars, and nothing bad would happen to me, and I would have a perfect life and never get bored.

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but a mob wants it and they steal the money and you die of too much pressure

i wish to not make a good wish

 

[Hawk the Warior]

ok, you make a bad wish. I'm nice however and don't corrupt it.

I wish for a flying table that could not harm me in any way.

 

[Swordbomb]

the flying table stops flying and falls on you and kills you

(not a wish) i am gonna click your eggs if you click mine

i wish for an anvil to kill me

 

[Swordbomb]

you get yourself killed by lightning

nothing

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but the brick falls on you

can't corrupt wish

 

[Swordbomb]

you get a rabbit army that invades carrot gardens and they bring carrots to you but they steal a poison carrot and your bunny army dies of poison

i wish for a cucco

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but your wish fails

i wish for your hand in marriage(omg!)

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but it overdoes and you get banned

i wish for your hand in marriage again

 

[penguinboy82]

Granted. That in itself is corrupted.

I wish for some pie