You fly, but you're life is perfect and you're bored
I wish that real me had a laser sword :mastersword:, not imaginary me (and nothing bad would happen because of the sword, i could not harm me, and looked awsome)
Granted, but you're so awesome that mobs swarm you, and you suffocate under all the pressure.
I wish that I had a billion unstealable, fire retardant dollars, and nothing bad would happen to me, and I would have a perfect life and never get bored.