Corrupt a wish!

[j-pod89]

granted, but the overalls were weak and ripped every time a plumber bent down.

I wish I knew the official zelda timeline...

 

[Hylian Knight]

Granted

But Nintendo makes a new game after you make your wish it throws the timeline in different order.

I wish I could have Nayru's Love(OoT)...

 

[initialDable]

Granted. Oooo. Your magic meter is kinda low and magic jars are just never showing up.

 

[Fraxinus]

No wish?

I wish initialDable made a wish for me to corrupt...

 

[Beeker]

Granted but the wish can't be corrupted.

I wish I wasn't a naturally cold person.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but now you're a naturally warm person and you hair catches on fire.

I wish for a glass of lemonade.

 

[Hylian Knight]

It's to sour and some Stalfos pop out.

I wish the Stalfos were....

 

[zeldafan098]

youll get them and a rash and poison ivy

 

[initialDable]

I wish that zeldafan098 and I would remember to make a wish after we corrupt one.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but he now forgets to corrupt the wishes.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

 

[ottobot]

you can speak Japanese but you forget English.
i wish i had a candy bar that is not poisoned/runs away from me/explodes

 

[Jedizora]

Granted. It is choclate and when you smell it you become lactos intolarent.
I wish i knew how to spell "lactos intolarent"

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you forget how to spell you name.

I wish I was born a Pikachu.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you can never say anything except your name.

I wish my N64 got plugged in on its own.

 

[Emily]

Granted, but it unplugs itself whenever it wants.

I wish it would snow.