Corrupt a wish!

Jedizora · Nov 4, 2010

Granted, but after that you are put in total misery for the rest of time.
I wish i have every book that i would think was awesome in my room.

NaviGator · Nov 6, 2010

Granted, but your mom (or whoever you live with) finds out what you're reading and kicks you out of the house....... and guess what you were reading? The stupid Twilight Saga!!!---------------------> I wish for Edward Cullen to get pwned by Harry Potter!!

Michael Heide · Nov 6, 2010

Your wish just retroactively made the Twilight books bad. Which means that before you changed the timeline, they were actually good, better than Potter. Thanks for ruining it.

I wish I didn't have a migraine.

Sonicbowling · Nov 6, 2010

Okay, but you will start vomiting uncontrollably.

I wish Rupees were real

Master · Nov 6, 2010

Sonicbowling said:
Okay, but you will start vomiting uncontrollably.

I wish Rupees were real

They are already real...

I wish to be a girl

Kirino · Nov 6, 2010

Granted,but now you're Meg.

I wish that we all died,and the world became an apocolyptic wasteland.

Zelda's_Child · Nov 6, 2010

Granted, but the world hates you so much that they kill you too.

I wish for a prettiful pony!

Master · Nov 7, 2010

Granted ZC , but you get a "My Little Pony"

I wish for Chuck Norris !

Master · Nov 7, 2010

Granted , but then it dies !

I wish to be the top poster today !

nano5896 · Nov 7, 2010

Granted, but you're dead.

I wish to be strong minded

Master · Nov 7, 2010

Granted , but your head is the size of a car

I wish for to chat with Zelda's_Child

Zelda's_Child · Nov 7, 2010

Granted, but your msn user starts being hacked and you accidentally say mean things to me, so I block you.

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I wish to have some food! I have barely eaten all day!!

initialDable · Nov 10, 2010

You got it. Only one cracker is left for you to eat which is not enough to satisfy one's hunger. You also have no more money to buy more food.

I wish to get some sleep.

Rytex · Nov 10, 2010

Granted, but you have to sleep standing up. With your eyes wide open, as is your custom (Red vs Blue reference)

I wish they'd make a Red vs Blue season 9.