Corrupt a wish!

[Zelda's_Child]

Granted, but the dentist pulls out all your teeth so none of them will hurt, and you live toothless for the rest of your life.

I wish I could eat some fried rice.

 

[Pikacondon]

You can, but your rice will be so fried it's burnt. "oops..."

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

No wish?

I wish for a pet tarantula.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but it becomes illegal to have one as a pet where you live.

I wish I could sing this song with ease: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGM-wSKFBpo&feature=related

 

[Master]

Granted , But you lose your voice after the first time singing it

I Wish for this wish to not be corrupted !

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted... but my wish undoes your wish.

I wish for Master's wish to be corrupted.
(Oh, and look; 12:34... make a "real" wish... ^^)

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the effect of corrupting his wish will cause humans to become extinct.

I wish my teeth were sharp like a vampire's but I'm still a normal human and no one is crazy enough to think I'm a real vampire.

 

[Master]

Granted , but people don't think it , THEY SAY IT !

I wish for world peace (Your are evil if you corrupt this wish ! )

 

[Zelda's_Child]

Granted, but I am evil... :yes: ne he he he he

I wish that teachers wouldn't make us do boring maths...

 

[Master]

Granted , for now on out , you will do VERY BORING MATH !

I wish to have 1,000 friends here by the end of the year !

 

[Zelda's_Child]

Granted, but then they all delete you within 10 hours

I wish to drink a thickshake and eat some chips from MacDonalds.

 

[thelastsheikah]

Granted, but you find a severed finger in your shake and a toenail in your chips.

I wish panda bears weren't going extinct.

 

[NaviGator]

Granted. They aren't, but but they end up learning kung fu from mice, and defeating evil white tigers with the "wushi finger hold"

I wish that the next person to grant this wish gets banned from this site.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but they realized they accidentally banned me when they meant to ban you so they un-ban me and ban you!

I wish the batteries in my Wii remotes would last forever.

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but they go hay wires and kill you with electricity

i wish no one could make this wish bad