Corrupt a wish!

[mninja13]

Granted but all kingdom hearts gear is immediately stolen.

I wish that i was Roxas from kingdom hearts.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but Kingdom Hearts sucks making you suck even more.

I wish mninja13 would be nice to me in math class. *hint hint*

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, but mninja13 is mean to you in all your other classes

I wish that I passed all my classes with an A

 

[Thunder-ocarina]

Granted, but you accidently take home somebody else's report card.

I wish for a private jet.

 

[mninja13]

Granted but all parts are loosened so when u take off the jet falls apart!

I wish today would hurry up!

 

[Thunder-ocarina]

Granted, but today was your best day ever and you skipped it.
I wish for a leaf.

 

[mninja13]

Granted but the moment you touch it...it turns into ash.
I wish i had banana!

 

[Thunder-ocarina]

Grated, but you turn into a banana.

I wish I had a longshot.

 

[Magatha]

Granted, but it is falling apart.

I wish for my brother to win his soccer game

NINJA'D AGAIN? AND BY 2 PEOPLE AT ONCE!

 

[mninja13]

Granted but then they never play soccer ever again.
I wish i could fly.

I sorry...

 

[Thunder-ocarina]

Granted, but you crash into my new private jet!
I had a seed to grow a watermelon vine.

 

[Magatha]

I do not grant your wish because you forgot to say "I wish"

I wish that my room was clean.

 

[mninja13]

Granted but then a meteor crushes it. When your not in your room of course.

I wish that I had an obedient Chikorita! (That is a pokemon for those of you who don't know)

 

[Twilight]

Wish granted, but she hates you and your family.

I wish Link would kiss me.

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, but it died and every seed you'll touch will incinerate.

I wish that I was a Black Belt in karate.