Corrupt a wish!

[Jedizora]

Granted. before you eat it i steal it and eat it.
I wish i could breath underwater.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you have to but a Zora tunic (which is really expensive)

I wish Monday would never come.

 

[Jedizora]

Granted but time is forever stopped as monday cannot happen but they can not skip over it.
I wish for pie

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but it's displayed on your calculator as 3.14 and you can't eat it.

I wish homework could do itself while we play Zelda.

 

[Jedizora]

Granted but everything is wrong.
I wish for 150$

 

[Thunder-ocarina]

Granted, but the money's from a different country, and you can't use it in your country.

I wish for some dry ice.

 

[penguinboy82]

Granted, but it melts your face off.
I wish for a wish with no loopholes and nothing wrong. (this thread helps us FIND loopholes... we all might become Lawyers together! )

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but your wish without loopholes is your wish to destroy the world.

I wish AoL wasn't bashed so much.

 

[Jedizora]

Granted but that is because noone ever plays it.
I wish i never had to sleep.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you can never close your eyes so you can't blink and you creep out everyone.

I wish for a pumpkin pie.

 

[Oni Link 45]

ok, but that pie has a bomb in it, that explodes on your face

i wish for vol. 2 of FullMetal Alchemist to appear in my local bookstore

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted but you/your parents can't afford to buy it.

I wish for a cupcake.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but I burnt it!

I wish I could travel at the speed of light.

 

[zants follower]

granted, but all your skin peels off and you die a horrible, painful death

i wish my bowl of ice cream was coffee.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but there's a cockroach in your cup.

I wish I could experience a world in black and white for a day.