Corrupt a wish!

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but since you never specified what was different from a duck, you transform into one. Then a group of humans eats you!

I wish I owned the largest mansion in the world.

 

[TheWakerofWinds]

Kay that's nice,(Granted) but it's planted under a cemetery, so you have a mass zombie attack on your house and everyone turns into zombies.

I wish I finished all the zelda games

 

[Veely]

Granted but now you have to do it all over cause you missed most of the mini quests

I wish I could write like Lady Agatha Christie

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, you write EXACTLY like Agatha Christie by accident, and your work is received as horribly unoriginal.

I wish I could eat as much as I wanted without feeling full.

 

[TheWakerofWinds]

That's cool bro, (granted) except you grow so fat without realizing it(and your arteries get clogged!), that you die of a heart attack.

I wish I could finish this recolouring D:

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but bees attack you and cause you to delete it by accident.

I wish for the Triforce of Courage.

 

[kokirion]

granted, but while you are happy Ganondorf kills you from behind

I wish I had better repu

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it's opposite day when you get the rep so you actually get negative reputation.

I wish for a glass of chocolate milk.

 

[Beeker]

Granted, but its the worst chocolate milk you've ever had, ,and you refuse to drink it for the rest of your life.

I wish for a Pokemon so it could be my buddy

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but it got flattened by a snorlax.

I wish to be cel-shaded.

 

[kokirion]

granted but your producers made a mistake so you are looking like a female mailman (TP)

I wish I could read minds

 

[Hero of Time]

Granted , but everyone stops thinking.

I wish I had a higher rep.

 

[Beeker]

Granted, but everyone else's rep skyrockets.

I wish for some kind of talent.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, its a talent for not having any talent

I wish for the ability to go to bed and sleep/awake when I want

 

[Chelsie]

Granted, but then you will never be able to leave your bed.

I wish I had my old N64 back