Corrupt a wish!

[insanity76]

Granted, but your wish isn't granted.

I wish I didn't watch what I just watched.

 

[Ninten*]

Granted.

But you watched something even worse.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

No wish huh?

I wash I had another can of Pringles.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but I ate them all!

I wish for a piece of cake.

 

[McBlizzy]

Granted, but after that piece of cake you could never eat another one ever again...

I wish I was invincible!

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you were killed by your own invincibility.


I wish I could hold my breath for 45 seconds.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, now you can't inhale or exhale.

I wish I was a real Wizzrobe.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but the Hero of Time (AKA Link) kills you.

I wish for a California roll.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it grows arms and punches you until your teeth fall out.

I wish I had root beer for blood and lived completely unaffected.

 

[Mizer]

Granted, but animals and other organisms, such as little children, will lick and bite you because you now taste like Root Beer.

I wish I could travel through time.....

 

[Mr.Verto]

Granted but you cause a paradox in time... and everything explodes

i wsh my internet worked fine

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, but your computor crashes.

I wish that I had more rep.

 

[Mr.Verto]

granted but i lied

i wish i had the triforce to make a wish

 

[Ninten*]

Granted. But someone steals it and unwishes your wish.
I wish that I could play and beat OoT as many times as I want.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you become an OoT fanboy and think that all other Zelda games are terrible!

I wish I had the Double Clawshots!