Corrupt a wish!

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but it's just Monopoly money.


I wish I could put my avatar in my sig without creating a Photobucket account.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but after you change it you decide to go for some Ice cream and get robed, run over by a car, and the ambulance crashes as they're taking you to the hospital.

I wish my parents would stop smoking forever.

 

[Indiglogo]

Granted. But the world runs of out Nicorette

I wish I created a colony on Mars

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you get in trouble with the Martians.

I wish that Axle the Beast will be a super moderator.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but through a series of events too complex to explain Axle becoming a SM leaves you with two fingers cut off, a dead turkey in your room, a 300$ debt to a talking spider, no birthday presents, a black eye, four gallons of expired milk, and a bad haircut given to you by a kangaroo.

I wish I had blue teeth.

 

[Indiglogo]

Granted... but their radioactive

I wish I could start a band and rock the world

 

[Elfen]

wish granted but it got twisted by saying rock teh world, huge astroids struck teh earth

I wish i could reverse my time from last night and preventing me to not maket the things i sadi in teh mafia game

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but you say even worse things.

I wish I had a better pokemon team on SoulSilver T.T

 

[Beeker]

Granted bur all other teams are better than yours.

I wish to become an evil mastermind, better than all in the world!MUAHAHAAHAHA!

 

[SheikahWarrior]

Granted. You die in 2.98 seconds

I wish for Missing no and it wouldn't wreck my game

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but MissingNo. is completely useless. It stays on level 1 even if you use a rare candy, it cant learn any moves, the only move it knows is splash, and all of its stats are 1.

I wish for a tennis ball.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, while walking by a tennis court one hits you in the head and gives you a concussion.

I wish that I had an alarm clock which would actually wake me up when I want it to.

 

[Chilfo Freeze]

Granted, but to wake you up, it squirts water at your face and makes a really loud, high-pitched sound. Like a siren.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Ninten*]

Sure thing. But you'll crash into a plane.

I wish I was a daredevil.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but one of the stunts you perform gives you a severe concussion, which kills you.

I wish global warming never existed.