Corrupt a wish!

[Rytex]

The hair happens to be on a barbie doll that you own.

I wish Sheikah warrior would accept my apology for the hacker getting onto my account (true story).

 

[ComposerBrother]

She did. But then she didn't allow you to play Zelda Races.

I wish for a slice of Stilton Cheese on a Ritz cracker.

 

[Rytex]

Toy cheese and plastic cracker.

I wish Composer Brother would stop replying to every post I make today.
(Not my fault someone chose my account to hack)

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but I start to reply every post you make.

I wish I was the King of the Spades.

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but you re forced to mary the Queen of Spades that eventualy kills you.

I wish OniGozu will die or get manners.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but... Wait... This wish cannot be corrupted!

I wish for a Stealth plane.

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, because yu did not corrupt my wish.

I wish or something I already have to already exist.

 

[enemytracker]

*ERROR!* *The characters weren't identified!*

I wish that the Manta Rays weren't so creepy.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

*error* *unable to corrupt as manta rays are not creepy, but actually super cute*

i wish for my own pet chuchu

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but it is so cute that you love it. (Not much of a corruption eh? [Bad Canadian Accent. I went to Victoria, and nobody their had a Canadian Accent, only a cross between British and Australian. I later learned that Frenchmen do not have a French accent, but a Canadian one. > .>])

I wish that you will explain the difference between a Manta Ray and the Sting Ray.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but I explain it in Russian.

I wish that I had an old keychain with a bunch of old, rusted keys on it.

 

[Beeker]

Granted but the keys will crumble to bits if you touch them.

I wish for someone to do something odd and extreme at the same time.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but that someone is you and you die because of it.

I wish one of my friends would text me already.

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but they text you saying that all of your other friends died and you two will die too.

I wish the person who answered my last wish realised that I do understand russian.

 

[Tony]

Wish granted but your wish doesn't come true
I wish I was sleeping