Corrupt a wish!

[konoha4dawin]

granted but nobody will care

i wish skyward sword would htfu

:3

 

[Beeker]

Granted but it's a horrible game.

I wish for the Master sword.

 

[13foxes]

Granted but the cops arrest you for carring dangerous weapon.

I wish I had someone cook dinner for me.

 

[Beeker]

Granted but they fill it with poison.

I wish I had the motivation to actually draw something

 

[Atheistbigred]

granted, but the drawings come to life and kill your family and friends

i wish i had shape-shifting powers

 

[Eduarda]

Granted, but your power go crazy and you get stuck as a frog.

I wish that I had something else to do right now.

 

[ComposerBrother]

Granted, but the thing you are doing right now is boring.

I wish for a coke that has nothing wrong with it.

 

[Eduarda]

Granted, but you drink while you are eating, and you choke and die.

I wish that I could fly.

 

[ComposerBrother]

Granted, then you fall and go splat after a minute of flying.

I wish for a gameboy and some gameboy games that have nothing wrong with them.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

But the gameboy games are barbie and strawberry short cake.

I wish my brother wouldn't nag me to give him some money to buy Pokemon Emerald.

 

[Eduarda]

Granted, but he nagged you to buy another game.

I wish that I had something to do.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you get so many things to do that you explode.

I wish that one of my friends would text me already!

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted but when the txt comes through and you hit the "read" button it freezes forever

 

[onebizarrekai]

You didn't wish.

I wish that I could get links for my stuff I made on photoshop.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but the pictures are crappy.

I wish one of my friends would either get online or text me.