Corrupt a wish!

[enemytracker]

You didn't make a wish. -_-"

I wish for a light bulb.

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but it is broken.

(No wish on purpose again. Mainly because I am running out of ideas.)

 

[LozzyKate]

You don't have a wish, you don't get anything corrupted. lol.

I wish I could be a surgeon soon.

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but you grow a cancer that can only be surgicly removed by you or you die. Because of that, you are forced to go through the pain of trying to move yourself when you are drugged.

I wish you will crumpet my wish. That is right, crumpet.

 

[zelda_16]

Granted, but then I remember I don't know what crumpet means.

I wish for peace in all countries.

 

[ComposerBrother]

Yes-there is peace in all countries, but every country decided to become many kingdoms and wars were declared all over again!
I wish I had the ability to wish for something...

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but all your wishes end up leading to your demise.

I wish for air.

 

[ComposerBrother]

Wish granted, but the air has cyanide in it too.

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but you fall into a pit?.... ={P

I wish for existance.

 

[ComposerBrother]

Wish granted, but you exist for no purpose.

I wish for someone to make an emoticon with link in it while they corrupt my wish.

 

[Ember Incubus]

Not granted. =P

I wish for you to not grant this wish.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but somebody else corrupts it.

I wish that you people will stop wishing for useless things and wish for real things.

 

[Rishian]

Granted, but because that involves somehow making everyone think logically that would be impossible...

I wish that I could never go into work again but still get paid.

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but you get payed in chocolate coins.

I wish for a three hundred and thirty three genies.

 

[ComposerBrother]

Wish granted, but each and every one used up all their wishes.

I wish for a signature.