Corrupt a wish!

[small link]

i wish the people before me made a wish to corupt

 

[13foxes]

Granted but that person was offline when you made your wish so eventually (maybe 100 years latter) that person's gonna add a wish to his post.
I wish I have a new clock.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but when you get it it doesn't work and explodes. To make it even worse there's a note inside it that says "IN YOUR FACE".

I wish that I could play video games today.

 

[Beeker]

Granted but they work against you and eventually make you go mad.

I wish for a really big wish.

 

[small link]

granted but you can only play one and its your least favorite game ever and you cant ever stop playing it
i wish i could eat a lot of food without getting fat

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but you keep getting skinnier.

I wish that I wasn't bored.

 

[Eduarda]

Granted, but you got so hyper, that you died.

I wish that I am the younger sister, and not the older.

 

[zelda_16]

Granted, but you become such a small sister that you become a baby

I wish that I have the best friends ever!

 

[Eduarda]

Granted, but they get run over by a car tomorrow.

I wish that I had no sister or brother.

 

[Phantom Zelda]

Granted, but they hate you.
I wish for a turtle to come in and start talking to me.

 

[Eduarda]

(I said NO brother or sister!)

Granted, but it died.

I wish I was rich

 

[Beeker]

Granted but you spend all the money and become poor.

I wish I could find treasure.

 

[Okami Amaterasu]

Granted, but it's a penny.

I wish I was Big Boss (Naked Snake from Metal Gear Solid 3).

 

[Kirino]

granted but the sun fell on you.

i wish this wish could not be corrupted in any way,shape,or form!

 

[Eduarda]

Granted, but then I will corrupt your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish that I could come up with an idea for my book...