Corrupt a wish!

[Beeker]

Granted but it doesn't fit you.

I wish for my own catchphrase

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but it turns into the next 'well, excuuuse me, princess'

i wish sheik was real and awesome and was my friend

 

[13foxes]

Granted but she appears right in your school/working place and because she wears weird clothes and she is your friend so everyone stares at you two and that makes Sheik feels embarrassing, so she goes back into the video game world and never comes out again.

I wish for a dog

 

[Beeker]

Granted but it's a savage dog.

I wish for food.

 

[Epwna]

Granted, but it's an unlimited supply of Big Macs, and now that's all you can eat.

I wish I was watching Shrek 2, which I love.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but you are stuck watching it forever
i wish for my own pet octorok that wouldn't attack me or anyone i like

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but it dies in it's sleep after 3 days.

I wish my friend would prove she's a good best friend and won't pull me into her own drama.

 

[OotLord1003]

granted, but you will do it back to her.

I wish my mom would finally pay me for babysitting

 

[Epwna]

Granted, but she pays you -$50 dollars.

I wish for people to request artwork in my shop.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but she pays you in indian rupees which you can't use

i wish for a parakeet

 

[OotLord1003]

granted, but it will annoy you for the rest of your life.

I wish for an SD card

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but you take lots of priceless photos that can never be re-shot and then the SD card breaks and everyone blames you

i wish that Sheik was real and was my friend with a different outcome to the last time i made this wish

 

[OotLord1003]

granted, but shiek hates your posts and beats the crap out of you.

I wish I had Zelda FSA

 

[Link V]

granted but it turns out to be a rickroll'd thing instead.

I wish my parents would stop taking the computer!

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but the government confenskates the computer.

I wish I can corrupt your wish instead of you corrupting mine.