Corrupt a wish!

[Beeker]

Granted but an elephant stomps on you and eats it.

I wish Shiekah's last corruption wasn't so long.

 

[khdarkwolf]

granted, but the short version doesn't make sense

I wish for some orange juice

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish for an N64

 

[Beeker]

Granted but it blows up

I wish it'd stop raining.

 

[13foxes]

Granted but now it's never going to rain again and the whole world die from not having any water left.
I wish I won't get hungry anymore.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but you're always thirsty.

I wish I could beat the Shadow Temple. (I finally beat the Water Temple!)

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but then you're stuck in the Spirit Temple for the rest of your life.

I wish that the telephone down here in the basement wasn't extremely loud.

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but now you are deaf.

I wish for nothing and everything.

 

[Beeker]

Granted but you get something.

I wish my hiccups would stop -_-

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but your heart attacks start. (Not to make fun of anyone or make it offensive.)

I wish everyone in the world would like brownies without any corruption at all.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but then brownies are made illegal and there is only one batch left in the world and many wars are fought over them and millions of people die

i wish that Sheik was his own character because he is awesome

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but then tetra is also her own character and kills zelda out of jelousy.

I wish you will undo the cruel thing SW did to brownies!!!!!!!!

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but then i redo it

i wish zelda was dead and it was the legend of Sheik (hey, i would totally buy that )

 

[Link V]

granted but link doesnt find a "man" in a ninja suit as sexy as Zelda was so he doesnt save "him".

I wish my stiff little fingers CD would hurry up and arrive in the mail!!!!!!

 

[SheikahWarrior]

who said it was link, maybe its a female protagonist, or maybe you play as sheik? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY IDEAS!

granted but it breaks

i wish for a ninja costume!