Corrupt a wish!

[Eduarda]

(How dare you not make my sister disappear!!! She is sooooooooooo annoying!!!!)

Granted, but it broke when you got it, and the company/store won't agree to fix it or give your money back.

 

[OotLord1003]

(I think I hate you)
I wish that zelda_8's account will get hacked

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but it got hacked by bill gates who convinces mases to make her an admin.

I wish I can remember my bad wish.

 

[Beeker]

Granted but you remember wishing your bad wish and it comes true.

I wish I wouldn't fail so epically.

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted but you fail so tragicly instead.

I wish everyone else swill take my bad wishes.

 

[khdarkwolf]

granted, but they also take your good ones

I wish for a new mp3

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but the MP3 is actualy three malicouse pigs.

I wish that I can kill and eat Epona with consequences, angry people, anyone knowing, or corruption.

 

[Link V]

granted but he tastes like crap.

I wish for UNLIMITED itunes purchases!

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but you are only allowed to get Justin Bieber (the little @*$&)

i wish for a salad

 

[Beeker]

Granted but the salad is too big for you to eat

I wish for a very complicated wish

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but it is so complicated that your head explodes
i wish for all the zelda games that i do not own already

 

[Beeker]

Granted but the games do not work properly and you can't play them.

I wish for something random/odd to happen today.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but the random/odd thing is a truck falling out the sky and smooshing you
i wish for tuna

 

[khdarkwolf]

granted, but a cat eats it

I wish that I don't have to wake up before 10 am tomorrow

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but you fall asleep for 100 years and when you wake up you find that you have not aged and will live forever but everyone you loved is dead and everyone you will ever love will die and you will survive forever and even after the world is destroyed you will be alive and floating with a meaningless existancefor all eternity in the vast vacuum of space until time folds in on itself and everything that ever happened and ever will is destroyed until all of reality is gone and you will still be alive, but your soul will be dead.

i wish for a peanut