Corrupt a wish!

[13foxes]

Granted but it's too delicious so you just keep eating more and more apple pies 'till you explode. (I love apple pies XD)
I wish for the power to see into the future.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you'll saw that the world's end is near.

I wish for a penguin.

 

[Link V]

Granted but he cant stand the heat of your home and kills you in order to return to the South Park. whoops I mean Pole the South Pole.

I wish for a T-shirt signed by Metallica

 

[@lex MM]

Granted,but it costs 1.000.000 bucks.
I wish for a conversation,I'm soooo bored.

 

[13foxes]

Granted. You can talk to yourself.
I wish I had a tiger and it didn't eat me.

 

[Ventus]

Granted, but the tiger's SON eats you.

I wish for a Wii that is free.

 

[Link V]

Granted but its a crappy used wii.

I wish for Hannah Monatana's head on a platter.

 

[Beeker]

Granted but Hannah Montana's body is reanimated and goes on a murderous rampage

I wish for a giant, super bouncy ball:cooky:

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but you bounce it so high it hits a sattilite and NASA sues you for a trillion dollars and takes you house and gaming consol

I wish for a hilarious sidekick

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but the term "hilarious" being from the point of view of a 1 year old.

I wish I was Link.

 

[Link V]

Granted but being link you cannot talk, cannot sleep and Must save the princess but this can be difficult considering there is very little monarchy left.... Presidents Daughter maybe idk.

I wish for A Flaming Pie

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but instead of being on fire it insults you every second of your day. and I mean REALLY insults you

i wish for the deers to live

 

[Ventus]

Granted, but they die a second later.

I wish for the Moon to crush Termina.

 

[Rytex]

The moon will crush termina, but a child will be playing with a beach ball painted like the moon and a clock town LEGO set.

I wish I could destroy all existence.

 

[Beeker]

Granted but the only one in existance is you.

I wish for a zombie rebellion.