Corrupt a wish!

[Beeker]

Granted but every other Zelda does.

I wish pigs could fly.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but one fell on your head and you faint.

I wish for a tiki hut.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but I make it so awesome that everyone gets inside it and it explodes

I wish for a magician's hat

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but it doesn't do anything special so it's pointless.

 

[Shnappy]

Granted, but nothing happened because you didn't wish.

I wish for my next pokemon to restore half of their HP in two turns.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but your GB/GBC/GBA/DS blows up.

I wish to quit forgetting to actually MAKE my wish.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you forget to make it again.

I wish for a genie.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but he kills you.

I wish for a pony. (?)

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but it curbstomps you in the night

i wish i was magic

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but you don't know how to control it and you blow up.

I wish more people would appreciate randomness.

 

[Ventus]

Granted, but randomness disappears with the wind.
I wish for Skyward Sword to be released in 2010.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but it's a sidescroller and Nintendo lied to us.

I want food.

 

[Ventus]

Granted, but the food turns into a ReDead and eats your brain.

I wish for Kingdom Hearts 3 to be on the Wii (IT RHYMES!!)

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but everything you ever say has to rhyme now.

I wish for a pet snail.

 

[Ventus]

Granted, but it is so slanted that you took it for granted.

I wish for a fish.