Corrupt a wish!

[ArchAngel217]

Granted, but you suddenly turn 90 and get old and wrinkly.

I wish I knew what DNA stood for.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you now know it's Deoxyribonucleic acid and now you have to figure out how to pronounce that.


I wish my book wasn't missing.

 

[ArchAngel217]

(Funny because I am having that same dilemna right now, chevs. Not being able to pronounce it, I mean.)

Granted, but you find you have already finished it.

I wish I could eat more things.

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, but now you’re obese.


I wish I had less social anxiety.

 

[Echolight]

Granted, but you eat too much and get a horrible stomach ache

I wish that I could speak with animals

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, but you can't speak with humans now.


I wish I had a Camaro

 

[ArchAngel217]

Darknut's: Granted, but you can now speak to animals.
Echolight's: Granted, but now you have social anxiety.
Chevy's: Granted, but it breaks down within two days.

I wish I could make two wishes at once.

 

[Echolight]

Echolight's: Granted, but now you have social anxiety.

Jokes on you I already have social anxiety

Granted, but now the game goes too fast and no one can keep up

I wish to be able to waterbend

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you drown trying to practice it.


I wish I had some Zelda socks

 

[ArchAngel217]

Jokes on you I already have social anxiety

Jokes on you... wait, no, it's not- Joke's on me because bad memories were brought to mind.

To Chevy: Granted, but they look ugly and you get made fun of.

I wish I could pick colors better.

 

[Chevywolf30]

To Chevy: Granted, but they look ugly and you get made fun of.

Joke's on you I don't care what people think

Granted, you're so good at it you're regarded as an authority and your life becomes centered on picking colors.



I wish I could draw better

 

[ArchAngel217]

Granted, but I'm always better than you.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, you finish everything you want to do in the next hour and now your life had no meaning.

I wish I had a cell phone.

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, but it’s a cracked cell phone.


I wish school didn’t start so soon.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, it starts even sooner.


I wish I had a berry garden.