Corrupt a wish!

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, it costs a million dollars and you will never get a copy.

I wish I had something interesting to watch

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, you get to watch the end of the world live.

I wish it was 6 minutes from now.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you get to witness the destruction of the earth before everyone else



I wish for a Rockruff plushie

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, you get the rare neon pink edition.

I wish I could just skip my last year if high school.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you drop out.



I wish I didn't waste so much of my time.

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, you will work yourself to death.

I wish my oven worked.

 

[MapelSerup]

Granted. Your house burns down.

I wish I had more time.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you have so much you finish your stuff and your hobbies and are bored all the time



I wish I could think up good questions for this game.

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, but your questions are so good nobody can think of good responses and the thread dies.

I wish it was warmer.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, come on down to the South!



I wish I had bacon

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, you eat some bacon and it's so good you can't stop, soon you're obese and unable to leave your couch.

I wish my school served actually good food.

 

[Ninja]

Granted, but it's served by Gordon Ramsay and he makes you say "I'm an idiot sandwich" with cardboard pizza slices.

I wish that my toddler would watch something other than Mickey Mouse.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, she starts watching the Simpsons and Family Guy.



I wish I had some fries.

 

[Archer]

You can have some garlic fries, I suppose

I wish Bubby was here

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, he's super rude




I wish my computer ran slightly better