Corrupt a wish!

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you are not allowed to type texts.

I wish for a cap.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted but it's actually a Bio Deku Baba and it ate your head.

I wish my gc/gba cable wasn't broken so I could use my Tingle Tuner in WW.

 

[The Shadow]

Granted but now you play as Tingle and are forced to dress like him and be shunned by everyone because nobody likes tingle

I wish for a cake

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it was actually me and I stole your wallet.

I wish for a amoeba.

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted, but the wishmakers only see three letters in your wish, but it's MOB.
Oops, forgot to wish. I wish that there were no ninja's (the ZD ninjas).

 

[octorok74]

Granted, but now ZD has snipers who are on constant patrol and they know where you live.

I wish freezerburn no longer existed.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but now there's turnipburn which is twice as bad and I control it and give it to you.

I wish more people liked turnips.

 

[The Shadow]

Granted but then you must always eat turnips no matter what for this to keep up.

I wish for a blue duck

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but it's orange.

I wish I never had any homework ever again.

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. Your schoolwork increases so much it fills a whole library.
I wish to sneeze ONE TIME ONLY!

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but the bacterias becomes a powerful illness and infect all the world.

I wish for a crown.

 

[Hero Of Spirits]

Granted, but the crown will be too small to fit on your head.

Umm, I wish that school was only on two days of the week, that would be brilliant.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but there are no weekends.

I wish for a gang of punk squirrels.

 

[OceanaOfTime]

Granted, but the punk squirrels turn out to all have a phobia of punk squirrels, and end up dying trying to escape themselves.

I wish Legend of Zelda was real, and i had the Master Sword .

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted but the fate of Hyrule is left to you (Where Link is? He's off with Zelda. They're in Termina.) And Ganon gets hungry so he eats your sword. Way to go. WE'RE ALL DEAD!!!

I wish that Microsoft and Sony got pushed so far back in competition that it's not even funny. And Square-Enix and Sega only made games for Nintendo.