Corrupt a wish!

[enemytracker]

Granted, but your rucksack will weigh 10 kilos.


I wish for a golden apple.

 

[Pocket Asian]

Granted, but you never get to finish your wish because you died.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

Granted, but now you end up having to do my homework instead.
I wish my homework was less time-consuming.

Edit: Why am I always getting Ninja'd in this thread?
Granted but you're golden apple is only 1 karat gold. That means its a very hard apple XD

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but this wish was corrupted in the same way from my previous post.:xd:

I wish for a black belted ninja squirrel.


SMALL EDIT: Because you are slow... Just joking!

 

[Pocket Asian]

I take it you mean kilograms? That's only 22 lbs. That's not a problem.

Granted but that Black Belt Ninja Squirrel ends up as roadkill the next morning.

Edit: *facepalm*
I forgot the wish ._.

 

[enemytracker]

Yep.

You forgot to wish.

I wish for a cheese burger.

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. It is seven weeks old and has been dragged through the mud.
I wish for something.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but the something was me and I stole your rupees.

I wish for a california roll.

 

[Myriadviper42]

(I don't have any rupees, lol.)
Granted, but before you can have it the world ends.
I wish for nothing bad to ever happen.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, you get an ice cream!

I wish for an uncorruptable thing.

 

[Ⓡⓔⓖⓘⓝⓛⓔⓘⓕ]

Granted, Atsuma belongs to you for brief seconds. He then leaves you and is free once again.

I wish the dragon in my eggy turns out to be ferocious and handsome and very popular, etc. Oh, also, cannot die right away.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but it requires vast amounts of food daily slowly it grows more larger/hungrier and then eats you

i wish that the next wishers wish would cometrue (muahhahaha if its courupted than it would be horrible)

 

[Ⓡⓔⓖⓘⓝⓛⓔⓘⓕ]

Done.

Okay, I wish for cake...(turns out it came true, I am eating cake atm.)

 

[Phlegm]

Granted, but a monkey comes out of the forest, steals your cake, eats it, and slaps you in the face because it's not banana flavour.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but your now in a movie that makes you pay and all you have is a monkey that hates you.

I wish for the person that is next not to corrupt this wish in any way.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it'll be against the rules if we don't corrupt anything.


I wish for an iron coconut.