Corrupt a wish!

[Sirmat]

Granted, you are there now! You can't breathe though...

I wish for fun!

 

[Stitch]

Fun happens...to everybody but you.

I wish I didn't have school this week.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Wish granted... Except you remain uneducated and live as a hermit for the rest of your life!

I wish for SSB4

 

[HappyMask]

Sure, only characters are Big the Cat, Toadsworth, Tingle, Youngster Joey, Tortimer, Wii Fit Trainer, Duke Nukem, A Metroid, Raise, The Old Man from Zelda, Magikarp, Rouge the Bat and Pac man
.
I wish that I never had to work in my life.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Great, now you never have to work again! Though, the consequence is that you don't get paid, and therefore get no food, shelter, water, or any of that other stuff that you can't live without, and ultimately end up dying a slow and horrifyingly painful death full of nothing but sheer torture. Oh, and your entire world before your death is full of a large amount of absolute nothingness.

I wish my friend didn't phone me so much!

 

[HappyMask]

Fine, but NO ONE EVER SPEAKS TO YOU AGAIN

I wish that my wishes would not be corrupted.

 

[Stitch]

Your wish is granted, but thousands of puppies die in the process of uncorruption.

I wish for thousands of puppies to come back to life.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

They come back to life and eat you up with spaghetti and chocolate syrup.

I wish for 1 million dolla!

 

[JamesBond007]

Granted, but that's Zimbabwean Dollars, which are not used anymore.

I wish strawberries were blue, because I saw this in Gardening Mama.

 

[Stitch]

Granted, but they are now poisonous for humans to eat.

I wish the Zelda timeline was the way I wanted it to be.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but then someone finds it confusing and wishes it to be the way they wanted it... five seconds later you are both crushed by vengeful porcupines*

I wish for an army of porcupines.

* No idea what the had against you

 

[Sheik]

That army of porcupines use their porcupinical power to dominate the world. You are supreme leader now, but later the porcupines get sick and tired of working for you, so they treat you to slow, painful death involving lots of needles... and pain...

I wish I could just lay in bed and not have anything to worry about...

 

[Stitch]

Wish granted, but you become fat and lose all of your friends.

I wish I could catch a Heatmor.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Granted, but you must complete your next game using nothing but an army of unevolved Magikarps.

I wish for taquitos.

 

[TriFiERCE]

Granted, but since I don't know what taquitoes are they end up as an army of man eating Ogres that make a parfait out of your brain.

I wish this wish will not be corrupted.