Corrupt a wish!

[Norm]

Granted, but he'll never read anything you post.

I wish people would remember I existed.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but only when people are looking.

I wish to be invisible.

 

[Clank]

Granted, but that also makes it impossible for you to grasp anything.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[tketle]

Granted. You fall asleep instantly, never to wake up again.

I wish I could play the piano really well.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but say goodby to your vocal skills and eyesight.

I wish for ice cream.

 

[Mido]

Your wish is granted, sir! However, the ice cream melted by the time you were ready to eat! >=D

I wish that I was craftier.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Granted, except you end up being too crafty, and people begin taking you for granted.

I wish it didn't have to winter this year.

 

[Stitch]

Granted, except it is now constantly the climate of a desert everywhere on earth.
I wish that Nintendo would create a Legend of Zelda/Pokemon crossover other than Smash Bros.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Granted, but only the Generation V Pokémon can be found

I wish for chocolate ice cream

 

[Stitch]

Granted, but halfway through eating it it turns into a Vanillish.

I wish for Morgan Freeman to voice Link in the next Zelda game

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Granted, but Ganondorf becomes the most powerful being in existence.

I wish I wasn't tired right now

 

[Stitch]

Granted, but in five minutes you will become tired again and stay that way for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could sing.

 

[Sheik]

You gain the ability to sing...
But you still sing horribly.

Oh dear, I sure do wish I had a pet flying squirrel...

 

[Mido]

Vish Granted! The catch is, however, you must feed it 8,000 bagels every two days.

I wish that I was a pizza.

 

[Stitch]

Granted, but you are immediately eaten by Mario (who recently found out the princess was in another castle).

I wish I could move to Mars.