Corrupt a wish!

[Dragoncat]

Granted but a witch turns you into a frog.

I wish I had more food in my house.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but now you have to move to a grocery store.

I wish I had the Triforce of Courage.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted but now you have to save the world. Saving the world is dangerous.

I wish I was a dragon.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but your fire breath just burned down your house.

I wish my wi-fi'd work better.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted, but the CIA breaks down your door because it works well enough to start leaking intel on its own.

I wish my brother was less of a dumbarse.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted, now he's a genius and you're the dumbarse.

I wish I knew how to program games.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but the games program you instead.
I wish these guys would just go to sleep already.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but they snore.

I wish I had the ability to shoot laser rainbows out of my bellybutton.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but you must watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic nonstop to keep your rainbow supplies up.

I wish I could curse so I can write the story I want.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted but now everything but the curse words are censored.

I wish I could go to the Pokemon world.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but you become a Magikarp.

I wish I could star in the 39 Clues movie that's coming out in a few years.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but the movie ends up sucking.

I wish I could travel to a world far beyond our imaginations.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but you drown in a chocolate river.

I wish I had money.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but it gets stolen by a ghost.

I wish I wasn't so sad at night..... I can't seem to shake this "ick" feeling off.... xP

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted but now youre so happy you can't sleep.

I wish I could train my dog to use the toilet so I won't have to scoop poop.