Corrupt a wish!

[TheCakeIsALie]

Granted, in the next 100 years it will happen.

I wish it was less hot during the summer.

 

[domo]

granted. it becomes -1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 degrees farenheit.

i wish i could get over my fear of unicorns.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but now you love the show My Little Pony.

I wish I had a 3DS XL right now!!!!!!!!!!!! :xd:

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but then you can't have your XL fries and burger.

I wish jellyfish could talk and interact with us on a human level.

I wish that the "Count to 100 Before a Mod Posts" thread would finally count to 100.

That has happened several times already.

 

[mαrkαsscoρ]

granted,but they express their hate for us and wish to wipe us out,and are now capable of doing so.....well that ruined my weekend

i wish that racist snarfsnarfenson would stop getting on me

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but then other people start bothering you.

That has happened several times already.

I know, but not recently. :c

 

[Night Owl]

Consider your wish corrupted.

I wish everyone would remember to post wishes.

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted. The poster who made you wish that wish now feels terrible for forgetting to wish a wish because it was the first time she'd ever forgotten a wish, and now you also feel terrible for wishing that wish.

I wish that my avatars wouldn't go down in quality when I try to upload them to ZeldaDungeon...

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Instead they cause all computers linked the the ZD servers to crash simultaneously.

I wish for a week old steak that is trapped in a paradox.

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but by wishing that wish, the steak unleashes the paradox on you.

I wish for a tablet.

 

[domo]

Granted. You can't understand any of the nonsense in it so you chuck across the room.

i wish that i had a bananna. A yellow, perfect, yummy tasting bananna. And i dont care if its poisoned.

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted. You have the perfect banana, but then you trip and fall, and the banana gets run over by a truck.

I wish I knew how to read Japanese.

 

[Naga]

Granted, but now that is the only language you can read and the only language you can speak and understand.

I wish braces didn't hurt my teeth

 

[Fig]

Granted, but now your teeth become even more sensitive when it interacts with food.

I wish my wife Atticus would post on this thread!

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but then she won't post on any other thread.

I wish I had a pencil.