Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted, You lose your memory do to an anvil hanging accident.

I wish I had pie.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but it's made from kittens that were baked alive.

I wish I had a car.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, You get a toy Hotwheels car.

I wish I could breath in space.

 

[Naga]

Granted. It is very very very very very tiny.

I wish I was a Guardian of Gahoole, NOT a statue, and fought a a soldier in the Battle of Fire and Ice, and was a master at fighting with ice scimitars, reverse ice scimitars, ice fizgigs, and ice splinters, and battle claws, and fire fizgigs, and anything else fire, and was commander of the Bonk Brigade in the entire War of the Ember. (for those of you don't know, the Guardians of Gahoole are owls)

 

[domo]

granted but human hunters come and shoot every last owl in the war for lunch. Yummy.

i wish that i will go to an anime convention someday and meet Little Kuriboh.

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but then Blue-Eyes White Dragon comes and uses its Burst Stream of Destruction on you, causing you to dramatically scream in agony as your Life Points drop to 0.

I wish I had a friendly dolphin.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

Wish granted, but the dolphin is a freeloader and takes money out of your wallet for drugs and to pay child support.

I wish for world peace.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Granted. All human life has been exterminated from the planet. After all, that's the only way world peace will happen.

I wish I became a millionaire.

 

[mαrkαsscoρ]

granted,but due to horrible economy inflation,your only capable of paying for breakfast.......actually i think it might cost more than that

i wish i had a better video editing program

 

[Naga]

Granted but it implodes.

I wish people knew that the Guardians of Gahoole books take place thousands of years AFTER humans die out

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But then Kathryn Lasky Makes a random human appear in a future book.

I wish awesomeness was awesome.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but your brain cannot comprehend the amount of awesome that is being streamlined into it, so you die in the most massive explosion imaginable by the human mind.

 

[Naga]

YOU DIDNT WISH FOR ANYTHING!!!!

i wish there wasnt a thread competing with Attempt to be the Largest Thread in ZD History

 

[mαrkαsscoρ]

Granted but it implodes.

how does a video editing program implode?you could've said 'then your computer gets a virus and you can't use it' or something,that would've at least been relevant
oh yeah,i need to make a wish now:

I wish Nintendo would release MOTHER 2 on Wii virtual console and MOTHER 3 on 3ds or something/I wish Nintendo would release the Mother trilogy here in America

 

[EternalNocturne]

Since the last two wishes haven't been corrupted yet:

i wish there wasnt a thread competing with Attempt to be the Largest Thread in ZD History

Granted. The original "Attempt to be the Largest Thread in ZD History" has been deleted, so the competitor thread has nothing to compete with anymore.

I wish Nintendo would release MOTHER 2 on Wii virtual console and MOTHER 3 on 3ds or something/I wish Nintendo would release the Mother trilogy here in America

Granted, but then they stop releasing Zelda games outside of Japan.

I wish for a perfect day.