Corrupt a wish!

[Nightcaller17]

Granted, but he's a zombie and he eats your brains.

I wish that Ganondorf was my minion and he destroyed Hyrule. :ganondorf:

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but he destroys your house too.

I wish my cat would leave my room.

 

[Selda]

Granted, but he's a zombie and he eats your brains.

I wish that Ganondorf was my minion and he destroyed Hyrule. :ganondorf:

funny I am guessing you had "But you die instead as he comes to life" posting first
granted but then your computer leaves the room



I wish my dog would spy on you whoevers reading this.

 

[Minininny]

Granted, but now he's my eternal pet.

I wish I had infinite money.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. It takes up all the space in the universe, crushing you.

I wish.

 

[Libk]

Granted. It takes up all the space in the universe, crushing you.

I wish.

yoiuu do wish, and because you wish, it is granted. However, your granted wish is not exactly what you wanted.

I wish I wished

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. The wish you wished was not the wish you wanted to wish when you wished the wish.

I wish I was the Mayor.

 

[Siniru]

Granted, but eveyone will go on strike.

I wish for three more wishes.

 

[Libk]

granted, but they go to somone else.

I wish for a thunder dragon

 

[Byrne]

granted. enjoy the being in his belly

I'll have a small soda, and the ability to fly.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. The soda throws off your balance, and you plummet to the ground.

I wish to wish a wish that will be wished.

 

[ZeldaOcarina]

Granted, but then the wish you wished gets corrupted.

I wish my batteries had a longer charge...

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. They are so supercharged that you touch one and instantly find yourself in Limbo.

I wish I ruled Limbo.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but I rule Equilibrium, so I never let you leave Limbo.

I wish I didn't hate my least favourite boss in Skyward Sword so much.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. You are now in love with them.

I wish I could wish.