Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you're too tall.

I wish we would stop ninjaing each other.

 

[geek4887]

Granted, but then you're forced to eat in a mega buffet for HOURS, and you gain your weight back.

I wish that I had a portal to Narnia. ^^

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but you can't leave Narnia.

I wish that there was no ninja-ing on ZD.

 

[geek4887]

Granted, but a real Ninja comes up to your room and tells you to undo your wish, or else...

I wish that non-poisonous, non-choking tacos existed in Narnia.

 

[Hyrulian Angel]

Granted, but it includes socks, dirty underwear, and anything else nasty enough.

I wish I could actually not have my wish corrupted!

 

[VaatiWindMage24]

granted, but you already spent your wish on it being un-corruptable so now you cant make your REAL wish D

i wish vaati(minish cap vaati) was my friend and gave me a cookie! :fairy:

 

[geek4887]

Granted, but he accidentally gives you a shrinking cap ( I forgot the official name, was it Minish Hat?), and shrinks you to the size of a Picori

I wish that I have the skills to make a GCN portable.

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but it severely scratches all games you play in it.


I wish that I had a decent wish.

 

[pizzavato]

your wish is granted but your wish is not decent enough.

I wish for a kitten that never attacks humans

 

[~Mizuki~]

granted, you failed at that.....

I wish for that Justin Bieber video getting owned by the world

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you have to die for that to happen.

I wish people would stop dragging their feet.

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but you start dragging your feet, and everyone hates you for it.


I wish that my Xbox 360 controller would work.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it morphs into a N64 controller which confuses you whenever you play N64.

I wish for a sheet of tin foil.

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted, but you can only play one game with it

I wish I can play online on my wii....

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but I break into your house and smash it with a hammer.

I wish for a sheet of tin foil.