Corrupt a wish!

[geek4887]

Granted, but everyone becomes suuuuuper smart, that everything you believe in will be disproven (i.e. the sun is actually a chariot ridden by Apollo, because they disproved it)
I wish for a non-poisonous Taco.

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but you choke on it.


I wish that I was a geek.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but I thought you saidgreek so I send you back in time to fight in the Trojan war.

I wish frogs could save your progress and store your money.

 

[Hyrulian Angel]

Granted, but its a carnavor too that not only saves your progress, it saves you by swallowing you up with all your money into oblivion

I wish my friend and I lived in the game Wind Waker

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but you drown in old Hyrule with the King.

I wish that I could have a bumble bee that wasn't killed.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you don't turn cel-shaded so you and your friend are enslaved as "circus freaks."

I wish for an automatic banana peeling robot.

EDIT: Granted, but he has to go to bee college and you two can't see each other for the next four years.

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but it peels your face off.

I wish that everyone thought that Coke was better than Pepsi.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but Pepsi sues you for making them go bankrupt.

I wish for a pet dinosaur.

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but he chews on you when he is playful.

I wish that I was a girl.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you are flat chested.

I wish for a pillowcase full of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but you are flat chested.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but the ice cream melts.

I wish that I would be a boy forever.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you have man boobs.

I wish for a real Bombchu.

 

[geek4887]

Granted, but the bombchu has a mind of its own and explodes on you.
I wish I had an iPhone4.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the iPhone5 comes out a week later.

I wish for a magic paint brush.

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but the touch screen doesn't work.

I wish that I couldn't become too fat or too skinny.

EDIT: The paint brush paints up an evil clone of yourself that kills you.