Corrupt a wish!

[LinkThe8th]

Granted, but now YOU are graphic.

I wish for this game to end.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but I start a new thread.

I wish for a bottle of water from some other planet.

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. There's no water in it.
I wish that Captain Falcon would be less stupid.

 

[Raindrop14]

Granted. Now he's super smart his head explodes.

I wish I had a rocket.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but fuel is really expensive.

I wish glue would work better when you want it to and come out easily when you want it to.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but you can't get it to stay in, and it it physically impossible to remove to objects that have been suck together for more than 5 secs.

I wish I had a nice tall glass of Speed Cola (from Nazi Zombies) right now.

 

[DearDexter]

Granted, but it makes you foam at the mouth and everyone thinks you have rabies.

I wish I could breath underwater.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but your Zora tunic rips and you don't have a giant's wallet so you can't buy another.

I wish summer break would begin already!

 

[ShaneOMac713]

It will but you will die before it happens I wish I was link and I could save princess Zelda

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but a n00b is playing the game so you die 50+ times before you save her.

I wish I could find my Super Mario 64 cartridge.

 

[Raindrop14]

Granted. You find it all broken and beaten so you can no longer use it.

I wish it were hotter today.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the next day the Sun turns into ice.

I wish I could find Waldo.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but after that you become Waldo's replacement, and no one ever finds you.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[MattWalker]

Granted, but the first teleport you make is to a land where teleporting is impossible.

I wish The Nintendo DS never ran out of battery.

 

[amaterasu]

Granted, but you have to buy a seperate VERY EXPENSIVE piece for your battery.
I wish I had every Nintendo Game Console ever created. (Plus the Wii U)