Corrupt a wish!

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but it replaces your brain and you die.

I wish I had a webcam for Skype.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it's an X-ray webcam that only shows your bones.

I wish Epona could fly.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but the controls were the equivalent of those on Superman 64.

I wish for Tetris on my N64 (if they ahve that)

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but I stole it.

I wish for a pig.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but I stole it!

I wish for a Pop Tart.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. You throw up from how disgusting it is.

I wish this wish was uncorruptable.

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but you aren't satisfied with your wish.

I wish I could speak every language.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but you can't speak them all fluently, only vaguely. English is one of the vague ones.

I wish I was better at corrupting wishes.

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but your computer dies so you can never corrupt a wish anymore.

I wish I won the lottery.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but due to theft the jackpot prize has been reduced to... *Counts pocket change* 37 cents.

I wish all milk was chocolate milk.

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but The Zombies drank all the milk


I wish My friend can complete her sign up here(She is signing up for real)

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but her first post gets her banned.

I wish Young Link could use the Biggoron's Sword.

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but he can only use it to drag on the ground since he isn't strong enough to pick it up.

I wish Link was a ninja.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but his ninja powers are so awesome that the human mind can't handle the pure epicness.

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.

 

[Firice da Vinci]

Granted, but the reason is because you don't have eyes.

I wish to yes, no, sometimes, maybe, like, totes, not have a yellow lamp.