Corrupt a wish!

[Zelway]

Granted, but it isn't melted so you could just drink it, it is super frozen like an ice cube.

I wish I could visit the moon.

 

[KickingGeese]

Granted but it falls down once you get on it.

I wish I had a donkey.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it acts like an ***.

I wish I was the greatest Zelda player of all time.

 

[KickingGeese]

Granted but Zelda becomes illegal and is removed from every house.
I wish there was a full moon tonight.

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but you are a werewolf so you transform and go crazy.

I wish I could wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

 

[KickingGeese]

Granted but you can't think of a wish that you could wish for that wouldn't have an error because you are error

I wish I could watch anime right now.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but anime becomes illegal everywhere exept for Japan so you have to learn Japanese and become a Japanese citizen to watch any.

I wish this text was green.

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but you go colorblind and you think it's red.

I wish I could go back in time.

 

[SuperGleeok64]

Granted but you have no way of returning.

I wish I had Armos.......Actually I wish I knew how to make Armos plural.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but you dont get the Armos'.

I wish I had a llama in my back yard.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it can never leave your back yard so eventually it dies and you cannot get rid of its body.

I wish the hover boot's hovering effects would last longer.

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but you never come down and hover forever.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

Granted, but you have to become a Zora to do so, and you're stuck as one for the rest of your life. (not that that would really be all that bad... but it's still corrupted)

I wish SS will have so many sidequests and plot points that it will take me at least half a year to complete and I won't get bored with it or become obsessed with it.

 

[navi_the_fairy]

Granted, but now you'll never beat it!

I wish I had a better smartphone that worked and didn't freeze like mine does.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it becomes so smart that it kills you and takes over the world.

I wish I had a sandwich in my head.