Corrupt a wish!

[Ninten*]

Granted but it never did what you needed to make it do right.

I wish I had Star Fox Command for the DS without anything bad happening.

 

[Master]

Granted , but it will only appear in your dreams

I Wish for a real life girlfriend with nothing wrong with her...

 

[Jedizora]

Granted. she is a person who justs sits around all day never talks and never does anything wrong.
I wish for Zelda OOX

 

[penguinboy82]

Granted. When you play it, it blows up you and your console.

I wish for 16 more wishes.

 

[Jedizora]

Granted but you accadebtly use each of those wishes on flys.
I wish i could fly

 

[penguinboy82]

Granted. But you can only fly for periods of 1.6849372659876963 Millaseconds at a time.

I wish that I could fly at any height for an infinate amount of time in reality and that there are no loopholes in this wish.

 

[Lukish27]

you can fly at any height for an infinate amount of time in reality and that there are no loopholes in your wish...except you can never get down XD

 

[Jedizora]

you fly into the sun.
I wish i could breath underwater.

 

[penguinboy82]

What do you wish for? HUH, HUH? You are a smart person, not wishing for anything in the first place.
WHEEEEEEE cream gravy!
EDIT: sorry, that post was for Lukish.

Anyways, you can breath underwater infinately, but you go so far down you implode.

I wish to be more random than I am now. (oh wait, not possible)
LOLLIPOP! CREAM CHEESE!

 

[Jedizora]

I was Ninjaed so just use mine instead.

 

[penguinboy82]

What? That doesn't make sense! Just answer mine! Please? *smiles epiclly*

 

[Lukish27]

granted, but you get sent to an insane asylum

i wish i had but a wish in my last post

 

[Jedizora]

Just make a wish for us to corrupt!

 

[zants follower]

i wish for your head on a platter

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it's a shrunken head so whatever you were going to do with it you wont have much to work with.

I wish for buttered toast.