Boo's Pizza

[AwdryFan1997]

*Dr. Mario awakens in the darkness.*

Dr. Mario: Damn it, Magus...

*Enter Roy.*

Roy: Oh, good, you're awake.

Dr. Mario: Roy? Is that you?

Roy Koopa: Yep! Your boy Roy! Way better than that other Roy. I stumbled upon your body and gave you a 1-up. I'm such a nice guy!

Dr. Mario: Oh, mama mia...

 

[Dark Boo]

*Lenna sends the report over to the United Nations*

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*Lenna sends the report over to the United Nations*

Guy at the UN reading the report: Mm, yes, very nice.

 

[Dark Boo]

Lenna: And now, we wait for the results of the form.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Lenna: And now, we wait for the results of the form.

Form Results Letter: Congradulation, you are super player.

 

[Dark Boo]

Form Results Letter: Congradulation, you are super player.

Lenna: Eh. At least he did good. Now, time to go to bed.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Lenna: Eh. At least he did good. Now, time to go to bed.

Form Results Letter: Okay I'll get my pajamas on

 

[Dark Boo]

Form Results Letter: Okay I'll get my pajamas on

Lenna: Ah! *She drops the letter* You can talk?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Lenna: Ah! *She drops the letter* You can talk?

Form Results Letter: Yes, but don't tell your husband. He will shred me if he finds out about our affair.

*The Form Results Letter can not only talk, but is also delusional.*

 

[Dark Boo]

Form Results Letter: Yes, but don't tell your husband. He will shred me if he finds out about our affair.

*The Form Results Letter can not only talk, but is also delusional.*

*Lenna slaps him*
Lenna: I’m not cheating on him! What are you? Delusional?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*Lenna slaps him*
Lenna: I’m not cheating on him! What are you? Delusional?

Form Results Letter: That's what my sister said to me when I confronted her about her love affair. You women are all the same. Yap yap.

*The Form Results Letter can not only talk, but is also delusional and sexist.*

 

[Dark Boo]

Form Results Letter: That's what my sister said to me when I confronted her about her love affair. You women are all the same. Yap yap.

*The Form Results Letter can not only talk, but is also delusional and sexist.*

Lenna: Wait, you have a sister?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Lenna: Wait, you have a sister? I have a sister too. My husband has a brother.

Form Results Letter: Oh, we've got even more in common. I've got a brother, too. He betrayed me to the enemy while we were in Zihuatanejo. I spent thirteen months in a gulag, until I ate my cellmate and escaped.

 

[Dark Boo]

Form Results Letter: Oh, we've got even more in common. I've got a brother, too. He betrayed me to the enemy while we were in Zihuatanejo. I spent thirteen months in a gulag, until I ate my cellmate and escaped.

Lenna: Well, you’re sick. I’m gonna put you in the filing cabinet and go make love with my husband.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Lenna: Well, you’re sick. I’m gonna put you in the filing cabinet and go make love with my husband.

Form Results Letter: Wait, you're bringing him into our session? Okay, you do you.

*The FRL's delusions will be a major hinderance for everyone going forward.*