Boo's Pizza

[AwdryFan1997]

*Lothair hands him five more pints*

FRL: This is insufficient alcohol consumption. I must do far greater if I wish to survive until Tuesday.

 

[Dark Boo]

FRL: This is insufficient alcohol consumption. I must do far greater if I wish to survive until Tuesday.

*Lothair hands him two barrels of whiskey*
Lothair: Master ShyHo has eighteen barrels of this stuff, I’m sure giving you two barrels wouldn’t hurt.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*Lothair hands him two barrels of whiskey*
Lothair: Master ShyHo has eighteen barrels of this stuff, I’m sure giving you two barrels wouldn’t hurt.

FRL: Imma need all eighteen. I'll have them slowly over the course of the next two hours. That should last me until tomorrow.

 

[Dark Boo]

FRL: Imma need all eighteen. I'll have them slowly over the course of the next two hours. That should last me until tomorrow.

Lothair: Damn. You need whiskey to survive? How much do you need exactly?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Lothair: Damn. You need whiskey to survive? How much do you need exactly?

FRL: At this rate of accelerated liver adaptation, doctors say I'll drink three quintillion gallons before I die at age thirty-two. Thirty-three if I'm lucky.

 

[Dark Boo]

FRL: At this rate of accelerated liver adaptation, doctors say I'll drink three quintillion gallons before I die at age thirty-two. Thirty-three if I'm lucky.

Lothair: Shall I put you on a donor list for a new liver?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Lothair: Shall I put you on a donor list for a new liver?

FRL: NEVER! I AM A FINE SPECIMAN! [sic]

 

[Dark Boo]

FRL: NEVER! I AM A FINE SPECIMAN! [sic]

Lothair: Do you have any other medical problems?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Lothair: Do you have any other medical problems?

FRL: PROBLEMS!? I AM A PERFECT GUY!

 

[Dark Boo]

FRL: PROBLEMS!? I AM A PERFECT GUY!

Lothair: Nobody can be perfect.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Lothair: Nobody can be perfect.

*FRL grabs a wine bottle and swings at Lothair, missing.*

 

[Dark Boo]

*FRL grabs a wine bottle and swings at Lothair, missing.*

Lothair: Hey! You don’t do that!

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Lothair: Hey! You don’t do that!

FRL: Yes I can! I have RIGHTS!

*The FRL trips and falls over.*

 

[Dark Boo]

FRL: Yes I can! I have RIGHTS!

*The FRL trips and falls over.*

Lothair: Assaulting people is not a right. I’m going to bed.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Lothair: Assaulting people is not a right. I’m going to bed.

FRL: Have fun with that...

*FRL pulls out a knife and accidentally drops it.*