Clarence: I'm looking for someone I've heard is a resident here. One Fury, Nicholas J.
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Reception: Hmm.. we have a Nick Fury here. On the eighth floor, room 876.
Clarence: Thank you.
*He goes to the elevator and steps inside.*
*Inside the elevator he meets Ganon.*
*Ganon is still very much on vacation*
*He arrives at the 8th floor, walks to room 876 and knocks on the door*
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*Meanwhile*
Death: Hey, can I get a burger?
Cashier: Sure. Hey, are you actually Death or just a cosplayer?
*at the Ritz*
*Nick Fury answers the door.*
Fury: Can I help you? Oh, are you the cashier from the burger shop? Hell you want, ahole?
Clarence: There can only be one.
*He opens the briefcase, takes out a knife, and stabs Fury in the chest, puncturing a lung*
*He then goes into the room and calls 911 on the room phone.*
Clarence: This is Nicholas J Fury, calling from the Ritz Carlton Hotel. Someone's been stabbed!
*Clarence leaves in a big hurry.*
Fury: Motherfu....
*He passes out*
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Death: I'm really Death, I just came here 'cause I moved out of my mom's house and I need something to eat.
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*Death takes four two-dollar coins out of his pocket followed by two quarters, a dime, and two nickels.*
Death: Keep the change.
<That's neat.>
*The kitchen completes Death's order and hands it out.*
Cashier: Come again.
*Meanwhile, in the back office*
Jeff, on the phone: I'm telling you, this place is under new management and ownership! I'm the manager!
Owner of the restaurant chain, on the other end: We refuse to acknowledge this. We will be sending personnel to shut down your establishment momentarily.
*Hang up*
Jeff: Oh, this is bad.
*He calls his boss*
*No answer*
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*Death walks back to his apartment*
Death: Alright, what do I have to do? Nothing, I'm free.
TV in his room: And death rates are dropping at an unexpected rate! In fact, disappearing altogether! As a result, hospitals are having to be more selective of who they can help. One such desicion was this man, who was found stabbed through the lung in his room in the Ritz Carlton Hotel. Authorities are calling it an attempted suicide.
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Death: Crap.... *Death goes to the hospital and kills a bunch of terminally ill people that can’t be saved*
<Aight, I gtg. Lots more coming from Clarence, but I wanna wait for Awdryfan.>
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
*The scorched earth crinkles at Dr. Mario's feet. I think that gives you a good enough idea of what this future's like.*
Dr. Mario: Don't start at the beginning. I've heard about your little adventure.
Prophet: Sephiroth planned to bring a Lavos spawn to his planet. When Lavos would awaken, the lifestream would flow forth and his plans of becoming a god would finally succeed. From there, he breezed through and conquered the universe.
Dr. Mario: But at what cost?
Prophet: Everything, obviously. And he knew that. But he didn't care.
Dr. Mario: Help me out here, Magus. We've got to go back and stop all of this from happening.
Prophet: That's what I've been doing. I went through time, looking for leads. Anything that could stop Sephiroth. But he's learned a lot from his previous antagonist roles. He's covering things up very well. But I have learned that he's trying to frame the IFPC and IPCF for various crimes.
Dr. Mario: ...and why are you taking down the IFPC in particular?
Prophet: To be honest, I already had a grudge against them.
Dr. Mario: Don't start at the beginning. I've heard about your little adventure.
Prophet: Sephiroth planned to bring a Lavos spawn to his planet. When Lavos would awaken, the lifestream would flow forth and his plans of becoming a god would finally succeed. From there, he breezed through and conquered the universe.
Dr. Mario: But at what cost?
Prophet: Everything, obviously. And he knew that. But he didn't care.
Dr. Mario: Help me out here, Magus. We've got to go back and stop all of this from happening.
Prophet: That's what I've been doing. I went through time, looking for leads. Anything that could stop Sephiroth. But he's learned a lot from his previous antagonist roles. He's covering things up very well. But I have learned that he's trying to frame the IFPC and IPCF for various crimes.
Dr. Mario: ...and why are you taking down the IFPC in particular?
Prophet: To be honest, I already had a grudge against them.
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