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Dark Boo

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Kooploz: Oh, well, that's easy.

*Kooploz texts Mart.*

Kooploz: Abdicate.

Mart: No.

Kooploz: Yes.

Mart: No.

*Kooploz turns to Big Head.*

Kooploz: Uh... this may take a while...
Big Head: In addition, ShyHo will become the new emperor of Gaia 2.
 

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Big Head: He has promised me to not rejoin the council if he becomes Emperor.
Kooploz: I don't even know why you're so concerned about this. Those two planets left your council willingly. I had no say in the matter. Not to mention, Mart is the rightful Emperor.
 

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Kooploz: I don't even know why you're so concerned about this. Those two planets left your council willingly. I had no say in the matter. Not to mention, Mart is the rightful Emperor.
Big Head: We will hold an election. Whoever wins, will become the emperor.
 

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Big Head: We will hold an election. Whoever wins, will become the emperor.
*Kooploz is even more distressed by this.*

Kooploz: But Mart is the rightful Emperor! After Sigma was destroyed, it was declared that Wario should be the new Emperor of Gaia. Then he fell out of a plane, so then Wart became Emperor, in order of succession. Wart then left and had his brother Mart become the regent ruler. Rightful!
 

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*Kooploz is even more distressed by this.*

Kooploz: But Mart is the rightful Emperor! After Sigma was destroyed, it was declared that Wario should be the new Emperor of Gaia. Then he fell out of a plane, so then Wart became Emperor, in order of succession. Wart then left and had his brother Mart become the regent ruler. Rightful!
Wario: *Shows up behind Kooploz* Guess who’s Emperor now! My flab saved me from that fall, other than a broken hip, I’m fine.
 

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Wario: *Shows up behind Kooploz* Guess who’s Emperor now! My flab saved me from that fall, other than a broken hip, I’m fine.
Kooploz: Oh... well, uh... Doug, can you help me with this?

Doug: Right... since Wario is legally dead, he technically can't be Emperor... but honestly, there's so many technicalities here that we might just have to settle this in court. It'll be a long legal battle, but don't worry, Fred, the odds are on our side.

*They aren't.*
 

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Kooploz: Oh... well, uh... Doug, can you help me with this?

Doug: Right... since Wario is legally dead, he technically can't be Emperor... but honestly, there's so many technicalities here that we might just have to settle this in court. It'll be a long legal battle, but don't worry, Fred, the odds are on our side.

*They aren't.*
Wario: Oh hell no! I’m suing you for the title!
 

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Kooploz: Me!? You... well, you better lawyer up good, Mr. Wario W. Wario, because I've got the best attorney in Hyrule!

Doug: Yeah, my firm wins every case that Fred pays for.
Wario: Well, let’s start out with the facts. I have no death certificate. They took me to the hospital when I fell.
 
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